The Scrum Kingdom

formerly Tommy Jiggleboy, also known as the Cellulite Softboy Oracle, Silver-Rank Ham-Wallet, Prophetic Pucker Faggot, and the Wide-Hipped Rat-Meat Gremlin) Tommy Jigglenegger is…

Ancient Pedophile Spirit is an esoteric phenomenon that not many know about in the Scrum Kingdom. This is the eldritch force behind many of the major events in the series. Not…

oh my fucking god you guys don’t even understand how perfect Jay3 is Jay3 is the greatest character in the entire Scrum Kingdom and I will not take any questions. He is the…

Night Jerker is the Scrum Kingdom’s walking wet dream turned nightmare. A man who never opens his eyes once the transformation hits, never stops chuckling, and never puts his dick…

Paul is the undisputed, unwashed, centuries-old tyrant of the Scrum Kingdom sewers. He sits on a throne built entirely out of compressed human shit-bricks and discarded Agile…