Characters

oh my fucking god you guys don’t even understand how perfect Jay3 is Jay3 is the greatest character in the entire Scrum Kingdom and I will not take any questions. He is the…

Night Jerker is the Scrum Kingdom’s walking wet dream turned nightmare. A man who never opens his eyes once the transformation hits, never stops chuckling, and never puts his dick…

Paul is the undisputed, unwashed, centuries-old tyrant of the Scrum Kingdom sewers. He sits on a throne built entirely out of compressed human shit-bricks and discarded Agile…

formerly Tommy Jiggleboy, also known as the Cellulite Softboy Oracle, Silver-Rank Ham-Wallet, Prophetic Pucker Faggot, and the Wide-Hipped Rat-Meat Gremlin) Tommy Jigglenegger is…